Made up on purpose. This is satire. Take it with a generous pinch of nonsense.
It began with a perfectly reasonable question: 'Dinner on Friday?' Four days later, you are deputy coordinator of a twelve-person organisation with no constitution and a surprisingly militant position on small plates.
Someone has made a poll. Someone has made a second poll because the first poll lacked context. A third person has asked what this chat is for, despite attending the original dinner in 2023.
You now spend your lunch break answering questions about a different lunch. Availability must be submitted in three formats. The person who suggested the restaurant has gone completely silent.
There is only one sensible course of action: mute notifications, wait for a booking confirmation and prepare to discover that the final plan is, inexplicably, brunch.
